Follow Us!
Jokes Everywhere
Galaxy S20 Guide- The End of the Road: No Android 14 Update for the Galaxy S20
- How to Use Enhanced Processing on Galaxy S20 with Android 11 update?
- How to access, use, and customise widgets on Galaxy S20 lock screen and AOD screen with Android 11 update for Galaxy S20?
- How to update Galaxy S20 to Android 11?
- How to use Galaxy S20 lockdown mode?
- Galaxy S10 Guides
- Galaxy S9 and S9+ guides
- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to use the rotation toggle to change and lock screen orientation in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
- Galaxy S8 Guides
- How to use the new features in Android Pie update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- Use notification dots/notification number badge in Galaxy S8 Android Oreo update
- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
- Samsung Galaxy Note
- Galaxy S6 Guide
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- How to use Galaxy S7 multi window new features in Android Nougat udpate for Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 edge?
- How to customize Galaxy S7 quick setting buttons after Android Nougat update?
- Galaxy S7 performance mode in Android Nougat update for Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 edge
- Top 7 new features in Android Nougat update for Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 edge
- Moto G Guide
- Moto X Phone
- Chromecast Guides
- How to enable developer options in Chromecast with Google TV and Google TV Streamer?
- Meaning of LED light on voice remote for Chromecast with Google TV and Google TV Streamer
- What’s new in Chromecast 2018 (3rd gen of Chromecast)?
- How to use VLC media player on PC to stream music and video to Chromecast and Chromecast Audio?
- Android Guides
- Headphone Guide Pro
- Bone Conduction Headphones Buyer’s Guide: 2026 Edition
- Bone Conduction Audio Technology: A Technical Breakdown
- Science And Architecture of Bluetooth Auracast
- Bluetooth LE Audio and the LC3 Codec: A Technical Deep Dive
- The Physics and Engineering of Super Wide Band (SWB) Voice
- True Wireless Stereo (TWS) Explained
- The Complete Technical Guide to the Galaxy Buds 4 & Buds 4 Pro
- The Right Fit of Galaxy Buds 4 — User Personas & Recommendations
- Galaxy Buds 4 as an AI Earbud — Tips, Tricks, and Galaxy AI
- AirPods Pro 3: The Complete Technical Guide and Long-Term Review
Tag Archives: car
Shoot the pig
A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck in the bull-bars of my … Continue reading
Road sign for Disneyand
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, Disneyland, driving, holiday, road sign
Leave a comment
Best excuse for speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Police Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged car, driving, husband, Mercedes, police, speeding, wife
Leave a comment
Bug’s end
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? A: It’s ass.
How are you feeling?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, animal, car, frarmer, gun, lawyer, mule, police, shoot
Leave a comment
One good deed
A guy just died and he’s at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin’ through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, fight, girl, heaven, man, rape, rapist, St. Peter
Leave a comment
Parrot talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes
Tagged animal, car, church, game, parrot, pet, police, talk
Leave a comment
Horse power
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blind, car, country, farmer, horse, town
Leave a comment
Third wish
This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it was a very old oil lamp. The … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Genie Jokes
Tagged car, genie, money, Oscar-Mayer Wiener, wish, woman
Leave a comment
Rednecks’ dogs
Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…
Blonde and Cop
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ”You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, brain, car, driving, license, police
Leave a comment
How was your date last night, Billy?
“How was your date last night, Billy?” his friend asked. “Fabulous. We went to the concert, had a bite to eat, and then we drove around for a while until I found a nice dark spot to park. I asked … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, car, concert, date, kiss, woman
Leave a comment
Cowboy Joe
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, church, cowboy, usher, woman
Leave a comment
Would you remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question…. * WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” o HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” * … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged car, golf, husband, marriage, wife
Leave a comment
Democrats vs Republicans
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usually wear … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged book, car, child, democrat, politician, republican, tax, top 10 list, USA
Leave a comment
The intelligent car radio
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around … Continue reading
I would have gotten out today
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged car, husband, marriage, sex, wife
Leave a comment
Four sons
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I’m so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he’s made enough that … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged car, father, golf, home, money, son, stripper
Leave a comment
Essential desert objects
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, court, desert, judge
Leave a comment
Donuts
A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says. “Your eyes are awfully glazed — have you been eating doughnuts?”
