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Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0


MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 … Continue reading

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Bug’s end


Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? A: It’s ass.

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