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Tag Archives: animal
Butterfly
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Four men and their dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, “T-Square, do your stuff.” T- square trotted over to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged accountant, animal, chemist, dog, engineer, government worker, milk, refrigerator
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Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in … Continue reading
Computer dating
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.
Posted in Animal Jokes, Computer Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, computer, date, penguin, sports, water
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Top 10 reasons why cats are small women in fur coat
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 6. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged animal, cat, fur, girl, man, top 10 list, woman
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How to bath a cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don’t try to bathe him in an open … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged animal, bath, cat, claw
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Horse identification
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Redneck Jokes
Tagged animal, bartender, drink, horse, redneck, tail
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Matzo ball soup
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ball, George Dubya Bush, Jewish, soup
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A math question
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, apple, classroom, math, rabbit, teacher
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First sex with sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where h’d first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, car, daughter, mother, road, sex, sheep
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Gorilla in a Tree
As he is quietly watching television at home, a man hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate. Seeing it is a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly calls up … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged animal, baseball, gorrila, gun, home, tree, zoo
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A parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged airplane, animal, coffee, complain, fly, parrot, stewardess, whisky
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Difference between woman and dog
What’s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door? The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, bark, dog, door, wife, woman
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Feed the goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ”Now, what do I give them … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, blonde, brunette, drink, fish, food, goldfish
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Return the bird dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged animal, bird, blonde, dog, hunting, pet
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The other side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, bear, berry, fruit, Nile River, rabbit
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Animals and fridge!
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, crocodile, elephant, giraffe, lion, meeting, refrigerator, river, swim
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Got any grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, bar, duck, grape, nail, waiter
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Cat scan
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged animal, bed, bill, cat, dog, sleep, Veterinarian, woman
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Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, cat, genie, sex, wishes, woman
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