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White House visitor

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.

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Parachute

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Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes. The president gets one and says, “My country … Continue reading

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Lightbulb joke collection

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb? A: (Dole) When I … Continue reading

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Democrats vs Republicans

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Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usually wear … Continue reading

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A lawyer and a politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.

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