Category Archives: Short Q & A

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Butterfly

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Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Knock-knock jokes for blonde

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Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they leave to answer the door.

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How do blonde braincells die?

How do blonde braincells die?

Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.

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Suicide blonde

Suicide blonde

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Sticky and wet

Sticky and wet

What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet? Bubble gum, you sicko!

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Lawyers on the beach

Lawyers on the beach

How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.

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Screw light bulb

Screw light bulb

How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Bible makes no mention of light bulbs.

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English Jesus

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Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin!

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The difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist

The difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist

How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? Terrorists can be negotiated with.

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Beethoven

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What’s Beethoven doing now that he’s dead? He’s de-composing.

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Bad lawyer

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.

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Carrots and rabbits

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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

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How to confuse a blonde?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

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The perfect wife

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What is the perfect wife? A good-looking, sex-craved, chef who owns a liquor store.

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Gifted blonde

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted

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Why do men sit with their legs wide open?

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Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open? A: So their brains can breathe.

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911

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Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

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Looking for loopholes

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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!

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Definition of crying shame

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Q: What is the definition “lucky break?” A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”? A: There was an empty seat.

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In-laws and out-laws

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What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws? Out-laws are wanted.

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