Long, but boring!
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….
* WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
o HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
* WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
o HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
* WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
o HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
* WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
o HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
* WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
o HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
* WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
o HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
* WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
o HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
* WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
o HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
* WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
o HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
* WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?
o HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”
* WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?
o HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
* WIFE: — silence —
o HUSBAND: “****.”
