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Cross the Ohio River

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There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye … Continue reading

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Horse identification

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. … Continue reading

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A Tennessee divorce

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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

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Redneck’s lunch

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An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for … Continue reading

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Guess

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Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.” “Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?” “Heck,” says the … Continue reading

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Redneck Christmas shopping

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You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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Rednecks’ dogs

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Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…

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Redneck top ten

1) You’ve ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor. 2) Your wife’s hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion … Continue reading

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Redneck father and son

You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you’re both in the same grade!

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Rednecks clean the toilet

Y’might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein’ on the stains!

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Redneck rules

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth cooking, let alone eating. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can’t stay home the two days … Continue reading

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Redneck lawn

You might be a redneck if you’re mowing your lawn and find a car.

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Redneck family reunion

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!

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Redneck in-laws

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws!

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Redneck sweetheart

You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it!

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Railroad redneck

Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch. “Man,” the Chinese man says. “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.” “Man,” the Italian says. “If … Continue reading

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Redneck wins the lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” To which the man replied, “No sir. It doesn’t … Continue reading

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