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Category Archives: Animal Jokes
Butterfly
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Not my dog
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ”Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes
Tagged bite, dog, hound, man, newspaper, traveller
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Four men and their dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, “T-Square, do your stuff.” T- square trotted over to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged accountant, animal, chemist, dog, engineer, government worker, milk, refrigerator
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Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in … Continue reading
Computer dating
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.
Posted in Animal Jokes, Computer Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, computer, date, penguin, sports, water
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Top 10 reasons why cats are small women in fur coat
1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. 6. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged animal, cat, fur, girl, man, top 10 list, woman
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How to bath a cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don’t try to bathe him in an open … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged animal, bath, cat, claw
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Move your cat
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged cat, church, door, woman
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Help me get this human out of my ass
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?” The duck says, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass.”
Lawyers on the beach
How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.
Carrots and rabbits
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
A day of a deer hunter
Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00 A.M. Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 A.M. Throw everything but kitchen sink in camper. 3:00 A.M. Leave for deep woods. 3:15 A.M. Drive back home and pick up gun. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bear, camp, deer, gun, hunter
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Mother-in-law
A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking. To everyone’s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged bull, child, cow, mother-in-law
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What fish?
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” … Continue reading
cat scan and lab tests
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes
Tagged cat, dog, fee, lab, money, test, Veterinarian
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Horse identification
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Redneck Jokes
Tagged animal, bartender, drink, horse, redneck, tail
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I’m just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass
A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind man with his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross the street. All of a sudden, the policeman was aghast at the sight of the seeing-eye dog bolting … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, ass, blind, dog, head, police, traffic
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Just for that, I’m not going.
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged picnic, turtle
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Thank the lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule. The monks lent him one, and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Country Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Amen, desert, lord, mule
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Turtle Crossing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!
