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Tag Archives: father
Top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date
1. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.” 2. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?” 3. “I just got my license today.” 4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.” … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged date, father, girl friend, sex, top 10 list, woman
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The right choice
My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father’s Day and he had neglected to buy a card for our dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed … Continue reading
A child’s pray
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, father, pray
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Father Christmas gift
Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, ’from Father Christmas.’ A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no … Continue reading
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Tagged child, Christmas, father, gift, mother
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Blonde father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a … Continue reading
Sex or secs
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is Sex?” The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to … Continue reading
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Tagged dinner, father, girl, seconds, sex
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You can try again
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this ’news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”The girl picks up the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged boy, father, girl, marriage, miscarriage, mother, pregnant, teenage
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Sons
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. “My son,” the first one says, “started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his … Continue reading
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Tagged bar, father, gay, gift, son
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Who is the guy?
About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a moment, he said to Gorbachev, ”Mikhail, can you help me with a problem? I have some doubts about one of … Continue reading
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Tagged brother, exam, father, George Dubya Bush, son
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The most confusing day
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia? Father’s Day.
Screw or twist
It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and … Continue reading
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Tagged boy, date, father, girl, sex, twist
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Buy me out
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man.”To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter, factory, father, marriage, money, office
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Civil Servant
Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before … Continue reading
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Tagged child, father, government, gun, hunter, school, shoot, son
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Bed time
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ”Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!” ”No. You had your chance.” A minute later the boy screamed ”Dad!! Can you get me … Continue reading
Intelligence must come from your mother
Son: ”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” Dad: ”Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”
A letter from Mom
Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged coat, father, letter, money, mother, sister
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Buying condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them … Continue reading
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Tagged child, college, condom, father, marriage, school, sex, son
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The tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There’s the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato. They’re walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged car, driving, father, ketchup, son, tomato
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How do you like that?
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged baby, delivery, doctor, father, husband, sex, woman
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Last name
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he asked. “David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David … Continue reading
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