Tag Archives: car

They walked

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. ”I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, … Continue reading →

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Just A Juggalo

Posted on July 7, 2011 by JokesLab

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. “Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have … Continue reading →

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Suspenders

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. Then he gets on … Continue reading →

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Real Stories of the Non-Technical

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

REAL STORIES OF THE NON-TECHNICAL I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.  The person who answered said, “Bob is on vacation.  Would you like to hold?” ——————————– I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip … Continue reading →

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Redneck lawn

Posted on July 6, 2011 by JokesLab

You might be a redneck if you’re mowing your lawn and find a car.

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Texas thug athletes

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving? The cops.

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I am not a drunk driver

Posted on July 3, 2011 by JokesLab

A cop pulls over a car that’s been swerving across the lanes of a road. “Get out of the car, please.” “But I’m not drunk, officer!” “Listen, it doesn’t matter if you’re drunk or not. If you don’t get out … Continue reading →

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How to fix a dent

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she … Continue reading →

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Drowning blonde

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the … Continue reading →

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Blonde and personal license plates

Posted on July 2, 2011 by JokesLab

A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn’t afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.

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