How was your date last night, Billy?

funny-blonde-parking-2“How was your date last night, Billy?” his friend asked.

“Fabulous. We went to the concert, had a bite to eat, and then we drove around for a while until I found a nice dark spot to park. I asked her for a kiss, and she said that first I’d have to put the top down on the car. So I worked for an hour getting the top down—”

“An hour?” interrupted his pal. “I can put my top down in three minutes.”

“I know,” said Billy. “But you have a convertible.

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