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Rate your Chrsitmas party
Next time, make sure your party reaches the correct “Festivity Level….” Festivity Level One: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling on … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged Christmas, house, noise, party, police, rating, violence
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The blue eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital, and, after awaking from an emergency operation, was told by the doctor that he’d been given a … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, car, eye, police
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Safety competition award
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. ”What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, drink, police, safety
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Where’s my Rolex?
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, lawyer, Lexus, police, Rolex, watch
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I’m just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass
A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind man with his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross the street. All of a sudden, the policeman was aghast at the sight of the seeing-eye dog bolting … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, ass, blind, dog, head, police, traffic
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They’re busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can I speak to them?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The firemen.” “Can … Continue reading
Pope in New York
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ”You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged car, driver, New York, police, pope, speeding
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Only when he’s drunk
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, drink, husband, lamp, license, police, wife
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the Pope is his driver
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea. “Driver? Can I drive for a while?” “Sure,” says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, driver, police, pope
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Blonde on the run
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged blonde, brunette, cow, dog, police, potato, redhead
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Blonde riding
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, ” do ya see any cops following us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a matter of fact, … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, brunette, car, police
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Blonde and police car
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, car, driving, police
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Stop sign
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the man replied. “You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained. “But … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driver, police, road sign, sign, stop
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Nudist camp and police
Somebody recent vandalized the local nudist camp. They put a hole in the wall, and the police are currently looking into it.
Old whore
A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets. A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, … Continue reading
Pull over in highway
One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, deaf, highway, horn, police, woman
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I was delivering this bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bridge, car, delivery, driving, police, truck
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Blonde driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged air freshener, blonde, car, driving, highway, police, tree
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We are on the patch
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, blonde, car, drive, highway, police
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Mexican smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get … Continue reading
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Tagged bag, bicycles, Mexican, police, sand, smuggle
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