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Category Archives: Texas Jokes
How to keep your husband at home?
Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late? Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, ‘Mike, is that you?’ Wife #1: But I still don’t understand. … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A, Texas Jokes
Tagged home, husband, wife, woman
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Real job application
This is an actual job application someone submitted to McDonald’s. They hired him. NAME – Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION – Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged application, employment, job, McDonald's
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I was delivering this bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bridge, car, delivery, driving, police, truck
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Blondes with a convertible
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, convertible, key, lock, rain, woman
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Texas Talkin’
Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State… The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not too smart As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person Tighter than bark on a … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged english, Texas, vocabulary, wisdom
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Sleepy trucker
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. “Can you tell me … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driving, jogger, sleep, time, truck
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Blonde’s sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, dog, driving, farmer, sheep
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Tennis balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged ball, blonde, elbow, tennis
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Blonde’s odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, mileage, odometer
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Do Not Disturb
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged airplane, blonde, captain, crew, flight attendant, hotel, pilot, room
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After all, I was married to her for 40 years
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged boat, bridge, fishing, funeral, husband, marriage, river, wife
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Heal, not raise the dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged death, God, husband, penis, TV, wife
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Ready to go home
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, beer, home, husband, photo, wife
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You unzipped my fly three times
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bus, man, sexy, skirt, Texan, woman, zipper
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Surprise
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bean, birthday, dinner, fart, guest, husband, surprise, telephone, wife
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Texan Farmer
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Australia, cattle, farmer, grasshopper, holiday, Texas, wheat
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Blonde looking for a job
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ”Yes.”
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged application, blonde, employment, job, salary
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Redneck Christmas shopping
You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
Posted in Christmas Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Short Q & A, Texas Jokes
Tagged Christmas, gift, girl friend, mother, redneck, sister
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Lip gloss
An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ass, bar, cowboy, horse, kiss, lip, Texas
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Dick Cheney and the Bushes
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Dubya … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged airplane, Dick Cheney, George Dubya Bush, money happy, pilot
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