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Texan with a new car
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Country Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, car, cowboy, friend, Texas
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Charming
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged child, gift, husband, Mississippi, Texas, wife
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Texan baby
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. “WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar. Two weeks … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged baby, bar, circumcision, drink, Texas
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Bush fans
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged Al Gore, classroom, George Dubya Bush, student, teacher, Texas
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Texas Talkin’
Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State… The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not too smart As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person Tighter than bark on a … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged english, Texas, vocabulary, wisdom
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Texan Farmer
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Australia, cattle, farmer, grasshopper, holiday, Texas, wheat
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Lip gloss
An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ass, bar, cowboy, horse, kiss, lip, Texas
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A fence bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bid, contractor, Florida, New York, Texas
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what happened in Texas?
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He comes back into the bar, … Continue reading
Texas thug athletes
If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving? The cops.
Redneck wins the lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” To which the man replied, “No sir. It doesn’t … Continue reading
