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Tag Archives: penis
Something to play with
When I was growing up I was so poor if I wasn’t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Top ten ways to tell someone their fly is unzipped
1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 3. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. 4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his … Continue reading
Tonto Kawalski
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged airplane, penis, Poland, sex, woman
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The joke is in your hand
Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
Elephant and man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? ”It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”
Posted in Animal Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged elephant, man, nake, peanut, penis
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Room 1221
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged breast, hotel, man, penis, sex, woman
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Girls can get as many as they want
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl’s house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can’t resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bike, boy, football, girl, mother, penis, woman
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True love
What does a man call true love? An erection.
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged erection, love, man, penis, sex
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Oxygen to the brains
Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains.
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Tagged brain, man, penis
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Who invented maps?
How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?
Men and Women
I’M GLAD I’M A MAN I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe; I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can get where … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beer, breast, club, diet, man, penis, woman
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Heal, not raise the dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it’s soon time for the healing portion of the show. “If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged death, God, husband, penis, TV, wife
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Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged baby, birth, brain, doctor, hermaphrodite, hospital, penis
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Penis demands a raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I work head first * I do not get weekends off or public holidays * … Continue reading
The most venomous snake
The Most Venomous Snake In The World NAME: “Expecteria Trouserius” (Trouser Snake) LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. … Continue reading
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Tagged man, penis, sex, woman
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Deaf couple signalling for sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights … Continue reading
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Tagged blind, penis, sex, signal
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