Follow Us!
Jokes Everywhere
Galaxy S20 Guide- The End of the Road: No Android 14 Update for the Galaxy S20
- How to Use Enhanced Processing on Galaxy S20 with Android 11 update?
- How to access, use, and customise widgets on Galaxy S20 lock screen and AOD screen with Android 11 update for Galaxy S20?
- How to update Galaxy S20 to Android 11?
- How to use Galaxy S20 lockdown mode?
- Galaxy S10 Guides
- Galaxy S9 and S9+ guides
- How to use Bixby quick commands on Galaxy S9, S9+, S8, S8+, Note 8, and Note 9 with the Android Pie update?
- How to remap Bixby button on Galaxy S9 and S9+ after updating to Android Pie?
- How to use the updated camera app in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to use the rotation toggle to change and lock screen orientation in Android Pie update for Galaxy S9 and S9 Plus?
- How to lock Galaxy S9 home screen layout on Galaxy S9 and S9+ with Android Pie update?
- Galaxy S8 Guides
- How to use the new features in Android Pie update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- How to use app shortcuts in Galaxy S8 Home screen in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- Use notification dots/notification number badge in Galaxy S8 Android Oreo update
- How to Install Galaxy S8 Android Oreo Update for Galaxy S8 and S8+?
- New status icons in Android Oreo update for Galaxy S8 and S8+
- Samsung Galaxy Note
- Galaxy S6 Guide
- Galaxy S7 Guides
- Moto G Guide
- Moto X Phone
- Chromecast Guides
- Android Guides
- Headphone Guide Pro
- Bluetooth Codec for Wireless Headphones and Earbuds: Everything You Need to Know
- New Features for AirPods Pro in iOS 17
- Unleashing the Power of LDAC Codec: How to Enable Hi-Res Audio on Android Devices with WF-1000XM4, WF1000XM5, and WH-1000 series?
- AirPods Pro 2 New features explained
- What is Samsung Seamless Codec? 4 things you should know about this new codec
- How to use widgets to check battery levels and control Galaxy Buds 2, Galaxy Buds Pro, Galaxy Buds Live, Galaxy Buds+, and Galaxy Buds?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods Pro: which one should you choose?
- AirPods 3 vs AirPods 2: Top 8 improvements and new features of AirPods 3
- How to Use and Adjust Force Sensor on AirPods Pro like a Pro?
- Galaxy Buds 2 vs Galaxy Buds Pro: the Top 8 Pros and Cons
Category Archives: Animal Jokes
With one eye
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ”Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ”Where?”
That’s my dog
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm.She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes
Tagged blonde, count, dog, driving, farmer, sheep
Leave a comment
Dog calls
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged call, dog, husband, pants, telephone, wife
Leave a comment
Lip gloss
An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ass, bar, cowboy, horse, kiss, lip, Texas
Leave a comment
Parrot and the robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ”Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!” The robber … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged animal, dog, Jesus, parrot, robbery, rottweiler
Leave a comment
Get away from my deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, deer, gun, horse, hunter, shooting, wife
Leave a comment
Fast turtle
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks … Continue reading
Pig in Summer
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!
Follow tracks
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, buffalo, deer, hunting, man, track, train
Leave a comment
Parrot talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes
Tagged animal, car, church, game, parrot, pet, police, talk
Leave a comment
Horse power
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blind, car, country, farmer, horse, town
Leave a comment
Thaw the chicken
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, British Jokes, Office Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged airplane, British, chicken, gun, NASA, train
Leave a comment
Bilingual dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” Sitting down at the typewriter, the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bilingual, dog, employment, FBI, interview, job, police
Leave a comment
Panda bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders. The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged animal, bar, encyclopedia, gun, panada, restaurant, shoot
Leave a comment
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes
Tagged adoption, animal, bird, climb, fly, husband, tree, turtle, wife
Leave a comment
Relative by marriage
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. “Relative of yours?” he asked. “Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, argument, husband, marriage, mule, relative, wife
Leave a comment
Tail Light on Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bike, child, Christmas, dick, police, Santa, traffic ticket
Leave a comment
The 7 dwarves
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says “Can I help you, my child?” Happy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?” The nun … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, dwarf, nun, penguin, sex
Leave a comment
Three horny dogs
There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says “I’ll let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence” The … Continue reading
Papa bear
My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears — one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his … Continue reading
