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Category Archives: Animal Jokes
Grizzly bear warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin… “Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly OKbear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and … Continue reading
Posted in Alaska Jokes, Animal Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged Alaska, bear, hunter, pepper, sign, warning
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Meals on wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged cat, food, heaven, mouse, pillow, skate, sleep
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Talking penguin
A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is astounded by this talking flightless bird and asks about his life. The penguin goes on to explain that he is working at the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged bar, circus, job, penguin, plasterer
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Pissed off
Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Death of the dinosaurs
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged dinosaur, moon, science, sun
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Emergency brake
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged Amish, brake, horse and buggy, husband, police, wife
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The magician and the parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bird, lifeboat, magician, parrot, ship
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Thrown from heaven
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ”Dad, what happened to the birdie?” His dad told him, ”Son, the bird died and went … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged animal, beach, bird, God, seagull
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On the roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes
Tagged animal, brother, cat, holiday, mother, roof
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Lion, Tiger and Lawyer
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he’s dead.
Posted in Animal Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
Tagged animal, elevator, gun, lawyer, lion, tiger
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Sexes of parrots
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, old lady, parrot, pet, priest, sex, shop, woman
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How to clean a cat? from a dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading
Putting on my shoes
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged animal, centipede, elephant, football, gorilla, rhinoceros, shoes
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One-word telegram
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged blonde, brunette, bull, pick-up, ranch, telegram
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Bug’s end
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? A: It’s ass.
Dragging feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, ”Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, foot, man, Vietnam, war
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Three Wishes
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bear, frog, gay, helmet, motorcycles, rabbit, sex, wishes
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Naughty parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged naughty, owner, parraot, pet store, woman
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Gift for teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said “I bet I know what it is — it’s some … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged candy, child, classroom, flower, gift, puppy, teacher, wine
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Smart Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged butcher, dog, key, lamb, money
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