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Tag Archives: husband
Before it starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, home, husband, marriage, TV, wife
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Turkey roll
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.” “No, mother,” you don’t understand. “I … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, blonde, food, frozen, husband, mother, turkey, wife
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Dog calls
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged call, dog, husband, pants, telephone, wife
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Black magic man
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged argument, bar, casket, funeral, husband, magic, man, marriage, wife, woman
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Not to use efficiency techniques at home
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. … Continue reading
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Tagged dinner, expert, family, husband, kitchen, lecture, wife
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Care for mother-in-law
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bury, Holy Land, husband, money, mother-in-law, ship, wife
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Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes
Tagged adoption, animal, bird, climb, fly, husband, tree, turtle, wife
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4-letter words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother. “Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!” No sooner … Continue reading
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Tagged honeymoon, husband, marriage, mother, telephone, wife
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Getting a second opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. ” You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many … Continue reading
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Tagged doctor, husband, sex, telephone, wife
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Relative by marriage
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. “Relative of yours?” he asked. “Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”
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Male & female brains
One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real people and telling how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars … Continue reading
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Tagged brain, doctor, expensive, female, husband, male, money, wife
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Women’s English
“Yes” = No “No” = Yes “Maybe” = No “I’m sorry.” = You’ll be sorry “We need” = I want “It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now. “Do what you want” = You’ll pay for … Continue reading
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Tagged boy friend, english, girl friend, husband, language, wife, woman, words
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Good and bad
“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged fire, house, husband, marriage, money, wife
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Final confession
Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side. “Honey, I need to make a confession.” whimpered Brittany groggily, “I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.” ”It’s okay, Sweetie. I know,” replied Adam as … Continue reading
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Tagged brother, confession, death, father, husband, posion, sex, wife
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Romantic food
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged anniversary, dinner, ham, honey, husband, pig, restaurant, romantic, sugar, wife
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Funeral arrangements
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his … Continue reading
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Tagged casket, diamond, funeral, gasket, husband, stone, widow, wife
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A great surprise
A ret ired man went to a doctor for a general check-up. The doctor told the retiree that everything was fine and that, in fact, he was”in real good shape for a man of 93.” “That’s good to know because … Continue reading
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Tagged doctor, husband, pregnant, wife
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No undies
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” … Continue reading
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Tagged comb, english, husband, money, pants, skirt, wife
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Would you remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question…. * WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” o HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” * … Continue reading
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Tagged car, golf, husband, marriage, wife
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Before and after marriage
Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on … Continue reading
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