Before and after marriage

reality-sucks

Reality sucks!

Before marriage:

  • He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
  • She: Do you want me to leave?
  • He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
  • She: Do you love me?
  • He: Of course!
  • She: Have you ever cheated on me?
  • He: NO! Why you even asking?
  • She: Will you kiss me?
  • He: Yes!
  • She: Will you hit me?
  • He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
  • She: Can I trust you?
  • He: Yes.
  • She: Darling!

After Marriage:

Now read this from bottom to top.

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