Category Archives: Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes

this is hot jokes on man and woman, all aspects

The rules (by her)

how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands

1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bad luck

funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to,he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sexes of parrots

funny-Shopping-Bag-mans-head

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Best excuse for speeding

dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped … Continue reading

Posted in Car Jokes, Police Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Statue Fantasy

curious-dolphin-and-woman

An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon two statues. One statue was male and the other was female. They were positioned on opposite ends of the park, facing each other with their arms extended out … Continue reading

Posted in Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The wino

i-love-balls

As it was a beautiful day, a woman decided to stretch out on a park bench and soak up the sun. After ten minutes, a down-and-out wino came over to her and said: “Hi, gorgeous. How about you and me … Continue reading

Posted in Holiday Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

What is it?

funny-wedding-animal-legs

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Before it starts

funny-shopping-bag-sexy-thigh

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Three Wishes

photo-bomb-naked-man-with-girls

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Dog calls

cheater-one-bitch-with-two-men

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Black magic man

happy-time-for-girls-and-funny-guy

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared … Continue reading

Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The chastity belt key

shooting-the-cheater-caught

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend – “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Not to use efficiency techniques at home

sexy-lady-with-brain

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Get in line

funny-photo-bomb-daughter-and-angry-mother

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Care for mother-in-law

offline finally in the tomb

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here … Continue reading

Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

4-letter words

funny-chair-high-heel

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother. “Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!” No sooner … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Getting a second opinion

funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. ” You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Relative by marriage

funny-sign-keep-this-area-clean

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. “Relative of yours?” he asked. “Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”

Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Male & female brains

funny-blonde-parking

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program. The doctor there was showing them brains from real people and telling how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars … Continue reading

Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Science Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hermaphrodite

funny-shit-slogan-i-shit-my-pants

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment