What is it?

If you love something, set it free.

funny-wedding-animal-legsIf it comes back, it was and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed that you actually set it free in the first place,

You either married it or gave birth to it!

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