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Category Archives: Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Why do wives live longer ?
Why do wives live longer than their husbands? Because they aren’t married to women!
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged family, husband, life, man, marriage, wife, woman
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The wrong marriage
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
Posted in People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged finger, husband, marriage, ring, woman
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Beard
A woman complains to her friend that her husband is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beard, bed, dinner, husband, leg, mirror, sex, underwear, wife
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Buying condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them … Continue reading
Posted in Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, college, condom, father, marriage, school, sex, son
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How was man created?
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. “How’s things, Eve?” He asked. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged breast, bull, cow, Eve, God, man, mate, tit, woman
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You unzipped my fly three times
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bus, man, sexy, skirt, Texan, woman, zipper
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Dopey shagged a penguin
The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to the Pope’s door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and asks: “Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, dwarf, Europe, Italy, penguin, pope, sex
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Waiting for autumn
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged art, autumn, husband, leaf, nude, paint, wife
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Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged argument, bill, cat, dress up, man, marriage, money, nickname, toilet, top 10 list, woman
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How do you like that?
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged baby, delivery, doctor, father, husband, sex, woman
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Gay rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged farmer, gay, hen, rooster, run, sex
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Lust a lot
While riding a bus, I overheard one woman ask another, with great curiosity, “Well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?” “Yuk!” was the disillusioned reply. “He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot—and I was the one who … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged date, lust, sex, woman
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Last name
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he asked. “David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, father, marriage, mother, name, welfare
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Cheese mine
The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in.The collie says, ”Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me.” So the bulldog goes ”I … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, bulldog, chihuahua, collie, doberman, dog, sex
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Toy cars and breastices
What do women’s breasts and toy cars have in common? They’re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged breast, car, child, father, husband, mother
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Party talk
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ”If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, ”If you were my wife I would drink it.”
Posted in Bar Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged drink, husband, man, party, poison, wife, woman
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Men and woman
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and … Continue reading
Fishing?
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged fishing, husband, pajamas, travel, wife
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Just get the hell out!
A wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!” Her husband yells back, ”Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?” The wife replies, ”I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”
Posted in Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beach, husband, lottery, money, mountain, wife
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Parking lots and man
How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged car, handicap, man, parking lot, woman
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