Tag Archives: baby

Blonde father

Posted on August 26, 2013 by JokesLab
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A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a … Continue reading →

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They’re busy

Posted on February 22, 2013 by JokesLab
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One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can I speak to them?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The firemen.” “Can … Continue reading →

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Get your oil changed

Posted on October 25, 2012 by JokesLab
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There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby … Continue reading →

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Baby army

Posted on September 21, 2012 by JokesLab
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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!  

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The three astronauts

Posted on September 18, 2012 by JokesLab
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Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American … Continue reading →

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Texan baby

Posted on August 8, 2012 by JokesLab
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. “WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar. Two weeks … Continue reading →

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Why did you eat him?

Posted on April 11, 2012 by JokesLab
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is … Continue reading →

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How do you like that?

Posted on March 14, 2012 by JokesLab
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A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the … Continue reading →

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Hermaphrodite

Posted on November 11, 2011 by JokesLab
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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading →

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Feel like a new born baby

Posted on October 2, 2011 by JokesLab
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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ’’How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?’’ ’’Honestly, I feel like a … Continue reading →

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