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Category Archives: Office Jokes
True newspaper clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD – PART DOG 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 … Continue reading
Texas Talkin’
Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State… The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not too smart As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome person Tighter than bark on a … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged english, Texas, vocabulary, wisdom
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If men ruled the world
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Valentine's Day Jokes
Tagged beer, game, girl, girl friend, man, resume, rule, telephone, Valentine's day
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Men and Women
I’M GLAD I’M A MAN I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe; I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts; I can get where … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beer, breast, club, diet, man, penis, woman
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Hold this stuff for a while
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: ”I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says, ”WHAT??” The wife explains … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged clothes, husband, sex, shoes, shopping, wife
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Rejected
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can’t let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beer, heaven, husband, marriage, money, St. Peter, wife
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Why women wear white on their wedding day?
Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All major kitchen appliances come in white.
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged kitchen, marriage, wedding, woman
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Tennis balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged ball, blonde, elbow, tennis
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Blonde suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged blonde, breast, doctor, ear, finger, gun, suicide, tooth
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Where are you going to find a lawyer in the heaven?
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ”Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged court, God, heaven, hell, lawyer, Satan, St. Peter, worker
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Guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and … Continue reading
Blonde’s odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, mileage, odometer
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Pig in the bar
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bar, goose, pig, waiter, woman
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Do Not Disturb
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged airplane, blonde, captain, crew, flight attendant, hotel, pilot, room
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Blondes in the mirror
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it. ”WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person before.” The other blonde takes the mirror … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, mirror, street
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Blonde driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, ”Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, ”I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged air freshener, blonde, car, driving, highway, police, tree
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It’s an hour fast!
A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” “Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, computer, drink, girl, man, panties, technology, watch
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Alligator shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Louisiana Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged alligator, blonde, crocodile, gun, Louisiana, shoes, shop
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M.A.R.I.N.E.
What does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.
Bill Gates in hell
Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beach, Bill Gates, computer, demo, heaven, hell, screen saver, St. Peter, woman
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