Tag Archives: shopping

Buying TV


A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set. “Sorry,” says the owner. “We don’t allow blondes in here.” The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown. The next day, she returns and asks to … Continue reading

Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Second-hand store


Q: Where do you go when your hand falls off? A: To the second-hand store!

Posted in Office Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Hold this stuff for a while


Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: ”I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says, ”WHAT??” The wife explains … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment