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Category Archives: Office Jokes
A free wonderful weekend
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged check, coat, husband, man, money, sex, shop, weekend, wife, woman
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Lawyer brains
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’ He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged brain, doctor, lawyer, price, store
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Singing parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot. ”It’s beautiful!” cried the man, ”Does … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged fire, gift, husband, match, parrot, pet, sing, song, wife
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Watch dog
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what … Continue reading
Ready to go home
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. Which he chugged, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer. This … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bar, beer, home, husband, photo, wife
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Beard
A woman complains to her friend that her husband is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the guys to the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make more … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beard, bed, dinner, husband, leg, mirror, sex, underwear, wife
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Blonde lumberjack
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. “Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Country Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, Canada, chainsaw, employment, job, lumberjack, tree
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Blonde painting a porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, paint, porch
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You unzipped my fly three times
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bus, man, sexy, skirt, Texan, woman, zipper
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Work days
Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow? Boss: So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boss, employee, employer, holiday, leave, sick, work
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Goddamn it
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled “Goddamn it” and the preacher said, “Don’t take the Lord’s name … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, God, lord, man, priest
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This is a recording
A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged airplane, captain, engine, fire, parachute, pilot, recording, wing
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Men in heaven
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged God, heaven, hell, man, woman
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Today you are staff
A hardworking female executive dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and he says, “You’ve shown an outstanding aptitude for making business decisions. Choose whether you will go to heaven or to hell.” “I don’t know!” she flounders. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boss, business, employee, heaven, hell, man, Santa, St. Peter, staff, woman
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Dopey shagged a penguin
The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to the Pope’s door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and asks: “Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, dwarf, Europe, Italy, penguin, pope, sex
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Waiting for autumn
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged art, autumn, husband, leaf, nude, paint, wife
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Men vs. Women
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged argument, bill, cat, dress up, man, marriage, money, nickname, toilet, top 10 list, woman
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Hilarious signs
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Short Q & A, Top 10 List
Tagged electrician, funeral, gynecologist, maternity, muffler, optometrist, pizza, plastic surgeon, plumber, sign, smoking, Veterinarian
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Lust a lot
While riding a bus, I overheard one woman ask another, with great curiosity, “Well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?” “Yuk!” was the disillusioned reply. “He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot—and I was the one who … Continue reading
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Tagged date, lust, sex, woman
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The Lord will provide
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boat, flood, God, river, roof, woman
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