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Category Archives: Family Jokes
One-word telegram
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged blonde, brunette, bull, pick-up, ranch, telegram
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Smart Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged butcher, dog, key, lamb, money
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Dog calls
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged call, dog, husband, pants, telephone, wife
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Black magic man
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged argument, bar, casket, funeral, husband, magic, man, marriage, wife, woman
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The chastity belt key
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend – “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged chastity belt, Crusades, friend, key, knight, man, sex, woman
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Not to use efficiency techniques at home
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged dinner, expert, family, husband, kitchen, lecture, wife
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Get in line
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged dog, funeral, mother-in-law, wife
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Care for mother-in-law
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bury, Holy Land, husband, money, mother-in-law, ship, wife
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Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes
Tagged adoption, animal, bird, climb, fly, husband, tree, turtle, wife
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4-letter words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother. “Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!” No sooner … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged honeymoon, husband, marriage, mother, telephone, wife
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Top 10 things only women understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) “Fat” clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) The … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged cat, eyelash, man, scale, top 10 list, woman
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Getting a second opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. ” You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged doctor, husband, sex, telephone, wife
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Relative by marriage
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. “Relative of yours?” he asked. “Yes,” she replied. “By marriage.”
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, argument, husband, marriage, mule, relative, wife
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Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ”I have something to tell you about your child…” The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged baby, birth, brain, doctor, hermaphrodite, hospital, penis
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How much should I drink?
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged bar, beer, home, wife
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Good and bad
“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged fire, house, husband, marriage, money, wife
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Final confession
Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side. “Honey, I need to make a confession.” whimpered Brittany groggily, “I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.” ”It’s okay, Sweetie. I know,” replied Adam as … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged brother, confession, death, father, husband, posion, sex, wife
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Romantic food
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged anniversary, dinner, ham, honey, husband, pig, restaurant, romantic, sugar, wife
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Funeral arrangements
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged casket, diamond, funeral, gasket, husband, stone, widow, wife
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Justification for child custody
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, court, custody, divorce, marriage
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