Category Archives: Animal Jokes

Jokes on animals, dogs, snakes.monkeys..

Return the bird dog

funny-dog-trapped-in-tree

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fish hit a wall

mistress-and-marriage

What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!

Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The other side

funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-404

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Blonde killing fish

Welcome-to-hell-funny-sign

How does a blonde kill a fish? She tries to drown it!

Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Dead bird

drunken-sleeping-girls-sleep-in-toilet-sexy-pose

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead bird!” So the blonde looks up!

Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Alligator shoes

office-moving-in-china

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Louisiana Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Animals and fridge!

funny-Shopping-Bag-fitness-lady

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Got any grapes?

funny-Shopping-Bag-groose

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cat scan

funny-dog-and-puppet

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes, Your Momma Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered

funny-horse-ride-dog

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ”Well, now,” says the … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Genie Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Singing parrot

funny-wrong-job-music-player

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot. ”It’s beautiful!” cried the man, ”Does … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Donkey compliment

funny-photo-with-buttocks

How do you compliment a donkey? ”Hey, nice ass!”

Posted in Animal Jokes, Short Q & A | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Watch dog

funny-Japanes-cartoon-in-bus-stop

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Mad cow

funny-blonde-parking

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ”So what do you think of mad cow disease?” The other replies, ”I dunno, I’m a chicken.”

Posted in Animal Jokes, Hospital Jokes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Gay rooster

curious-dolphin

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Mom’s favourite gift

for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. “Well,” said the first one, “I … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Your Momma Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cheese mine

funny-dog-and-puppet

The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in.The collie says, ”Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me.” So the bulldog goes ”I … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The creation of man

funny-blow-job

God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.   You will eat grass and lack intelligence.  You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Why did the chicken cross the road?

funny-and-sexy-ads-flirt-vodka

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Gorilla Chase!

funny-gay-monkeys

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading

Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment