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No nuts is an advantage


A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The Marine replied, “Why, yes! I’ve been in the … Continue reading

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Murphy’s laws of combat


If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming fire has the right of way Don’t look conspicuous; it draws fire There is always a way That way is always mined Try to look unimportant; they might be low … Continue reading

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Dragging feet


Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, ”Vietnam, 1969.” The other points his … Continue reading

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Yeah, Alabama

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy. “Before we put you to death,” said the enemy, “do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” said the Alabaman. “Could you … Continue reading

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