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French definition of Savoir-faire
Three Frenchmen were trying to define savoir-faire. “If I go home,” said Alphonse, “and find my wife with another man, say ’Excuse me’ and leave, that is savoir-faire.” “No,” replied Pierre, “if I go home and find my wife with … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Country Jokes, France and French Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, French, sex, wife
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How to please your mother with your girl friend?
“What am I supposed to do?” a young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents,my mother doesn’t like.” “Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged father, girl, girl friend, mother
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How was your date last night, Billy?
“How was your date last night, Billy?” his friend asked. “Fabulous. We went to the concert, had a bite to eat, and then we drove around for a while until I found a nice dark spot to park. I asked … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, car, concert, date, kiss, woman
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Country-club party
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bank, club, girl, man, marriage, money, party
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Online banking
TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking? TECH: We’re an Internet service provider, ma’am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. CUSTOMER: … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged bank, computer, internet, tech support
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How to get into heaven?
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the children all … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged child, church, classroom, heaven, teacher, wife
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Einstein, Picasso and Bush
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Politician Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, blackboard, chalk, George Dubya Bush, God, heaven, Picasso, St. Peter
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A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Lawyer Jokes
Tagged garbage, God, lawyer, St. Peter, teacher, Titanic
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Lightbulb joke collection
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb? A: (Dole) When I … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged bulb, politician, president, republican
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Three blondes changing a light bulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonder: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonder: Yes. Operator: And the … Continue reading
Cowboy Joe
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, church, cowboy, usher, woman
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Cowboy in the theater
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged balcony, cowboy, movie, police, seat, theater
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The insane conductor
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, “While you were out, the conductor … Continue reading
Bravest man
One day a multi-billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men. A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says “OK I’ve a deal you can’t refuse. Who can swim successfully across this … Continue reading
The 7 dwarves
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says “Can I help you, my child?” Happy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?” The nun … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged animal, dwarf, nun, penguin, sex
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Three horny dogs
There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says “I’ll let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence” The … Continue reading
Whiskey and worms
A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol. He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class. He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged alcohol, chemistry, class, student, teacher, water, whiskey, worm
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Two engineering students
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading
Job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged interview, job, MIT, salary, student, university
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Feel like a new born baby
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ’’How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?’’ ’’Honestly, I feel like a … Continue reading
