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Valentine’s day gift for ex-wives
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have anything for … Continue reading
Posted in Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Valentine's Day Jokes
Tagged card, dart, ex-wife, gift, Valentine's day
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Things people really said in court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Short Q & A, Texas Jokes
Tagged birthday, court, lawyer, memory, question
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Price of heart
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged doctor, heart, kid, lawyer, smoker, sports
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cat scan and lab tests
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Veterinarian Jokes
Tagged cat, dog, fee, lab, money, test, Veterinarian
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White House visitor
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.
Job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. “In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged car, engineer, interview, MIT, money, salary
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Cross the Ohio River
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye … Continue reading
Posted in Redneck Jokes, Sports Jokes, Tennessee Jokes
Tagged fishing, Kentucky, Ohio, redneck, river
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The most confusing day
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia? Father’s Day.
Horse identification
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Redneck Jokes
Tagged animal, bartender, drink, horse, redneck, tail
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He wasn’t dead yet
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, “Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!” Colin Powell says “Oh, No! Did you cut him down?” “Cut him down?” asks George W. “How could I cut him down? He wasn’t … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged Dick Cheney, George Dubya Bush, rope, suicide
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Wrong flower cards
I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend. I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged card, flower, funeral, job, promotion
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I’m just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass
A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection one afternoon observed a blind man with his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross the street. All of a sudden, the policeman was aghast at the sight of the seeing-eye dog bolting … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged accident, ass, blind, dog, head, police, traffic
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They’re busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can I speak to them?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The firemen.” “Can … Continue reading
The engineer and the bike
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bike, clothes, engineer, sex, woman
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Matzo ball soup
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George … Continue reading
Posted in Politician Jokes, Restaurant Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ball, George Dubya Bush, Jewish, soup
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Engineers and the human body
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged body, designer, engineer, human, woman
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX….
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged sex, top 10 list
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Dad’s poem
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ’My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.’ The second boy says, ’That’s … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged child, fagther, money, poem, sermon, song
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Screw or twist
It’s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged boy, date, father, girl, sex, twist
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Safe Sex
What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged blonde, car, sex
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