He wasn’t dead yet

Posted on February 27, 2013 by JokesLab

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, “Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!”

Colin Powell says “Oh, No! Did you cut him down?”

“Cut him down?” asks George W. “How could I cut him down? He wasn’t dead yet!”

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