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Matzo ball soup


One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George … Continue reading

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Leek soup?


Checking the menu, Nigel, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called over to the waitress and said, ’It’s all … Continue reading

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The ritual


A woman is preparing Sunday dinner, as she has always done since she got married. Every Sunday they have boiled chicken and her daughter, now a teenager, is entrusted to assist. “Mum,” her daughter asks, “why do you use two … Continue reading

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