Old whore

A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.

funny-photo-woman-and-pooping-dogA little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, “Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?”

The smart-assed whore explains, “Lady, we’re waiting in line for our lollipops.”

“Oh, that’s nice, dear,” said the little, old lady. “I haven’t had one of them in so long. I think I’ll get in line too.”

A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady. “Lady, aren’t you a little old for this?”

She looks him right in the eye and winks, “As long as they keep making ’em, I’m gonna keep sucking ’em.

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