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Only when he’s drunk

Posted on January 29, 2013 by JokesLab
safety-driving-school

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very … Continue reading →

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Blonde and genie

Posted on December 11, 2012 by JokesLab
public-entrance

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give … Continue reading →

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3 wishes of a government worker

Posted on September 13, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading →

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Genie can’t deliver

Posted on April 21, 2012 by JokesLab
funny-shark-seat-and-woman

There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading →

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