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Mushrooms and marriage
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! … Continue reading
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Tagged husband, marriage, mushroom, poison, wife
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Never argue with a woman who reads
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to … Continue reading
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Tagged boat, fishing, husband, lake, rape, read, wife, woman
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I was hiding innocently in the fridge
Three guys were at the Pearly Gates when Peter answered. He said there was one space open for someone. He asked them how they died. “I came home one day and saw my wife in bed, naked. I looked all … Continue reading
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Tagged husband, kill, nake, paint, refrigerator, sex, St. Peter, wife
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The reason why I fired my secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, cake, nude, secretary, wife
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You left your wheelchair at the bar again
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried … Continue reading
The three astronauts
Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged astronaut, baby, British, cigarette, NASA, Russian, sex, USA, wife
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I’m the Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that … Continue reading
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Tagged boss, office, sign, wife
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Vice President
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it … Continue reading
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Tagged grocery, husband, pea, president, promotion, wife
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Bed football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, “7 points!” His wife looked at him and said, “What the hell are you doing?” He simply replied, “Just playing bed … Continue reading
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Tagged bed, fart, football, husband, pants, wife
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A dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the … Continue reading
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Tagged divorce, dog, girl friend, license, marriage, name, sex, wife
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Bra types
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife” What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the … Continue reading
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Tagged Baptist, bra, Catholic, man, Salvation, wife
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Medical term and plain English
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English … Continue reading
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Tagged doctor, exam, lazy, medical, term, wife
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Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged burger King, car, driving, husband, place, pronunciation, restaurant, wife
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Email error
It’s wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Computer Jokes, Family Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes
Tagged check in, email, error, Florida, holiday, husband, wife
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What is it?
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged birth, child, family, husband, marriage, wife
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Little sister
One day a little boy walked in his parents room and saw them having sex. The boy’s father said that him and mom are making a little sister for him. So the next day the dad came home from work … Continue reading
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Tagged child, husband, milkman, sex, wife
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Sharing
There was an elderly couple who went to McDonald’s. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and an extra large soda. When the old couple sat down, the man sitting next to them watched the old man … Continue reading
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Tagged burger, food, husband, McDonald's, meal, teeth, wife
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The wishing well
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns. … Continue reading
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Tagged death, husband, marriage, penny, wife, wish, wishing well
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How to keep your husband at home?
Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late? Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, ‘Mike, is that you?’ Wife #1: But I still don’t understand. … Continue reading
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Tagged home, husband, wife, woman
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From beautiful to cute
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had … Continue reading
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Tagged hospital, lawyer, surgery, wife
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