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Blonde in library


blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ”Can I have a burger and fries?” ”Sorry, this is a library.” So the blonde whispers, ”Oh, may I have a burger and fries?”

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Only in America


1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way … Continue reading

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There was an elderly couple who went to McDonald’s. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fry, one large drink, and an extra large soda. When the old couple sat down, the man sitting next to them watched the old man … Continue reading

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