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The reason why I fired my secretary

blow-job-wedding-cake

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even … Continue reading

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Modern science

boobs-and-ballons-which is the choice for a boy?

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!

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Making a cake

wedding photo, mating dogs

A boy and his Chinese family went to the zoo, and they saw two monkeys having sex. The boy asked “What are they doing?” The parents replied “Making a cake.” On the way home, they saw two poodles having sex. … Continue reading

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Damaging food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of … Continue reading

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