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Category Archives: Miscellaneous Jokes
Naked pole vaulting
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she told her mother what happened, her mother … Continue reading
Posted in Alabama Jokes, Alaska Jokes, American Jokes, Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged bar, girl, nake, panties, pole, underwear
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The joke is in your hand
Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!
Getting out of mud
Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when all of a sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on everybody. They ran for their car, jumped in, and gunned it. They were going pretty fast when an … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driving, man, mud, party, speed
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The three astronauts
Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged astronaut, baby, British, cigarette, NASA, Russian, sex, USA, wife
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Camoflauge clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. “It’s … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blood, clothing, pants, pirate, ship
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Famous last words
* I’ll get a world record for this. * Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. * Let’s ask that group of basketball players for directions. * Here’s my Kent State student ID. * … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged button, die, last words, newspaper, top 10 list, TV
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Bumper stickers: X-rated
Constipated people don’t give a shit. Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself. If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged car, driving, sex, sign, sticker, top 10 list
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Pull over in highway
One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, deaf, highway, horn, police, woman
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Ned: the most popular man in the world
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with “Hello Ned! How are you? Hey … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged pope, popular, president, queen, restaurant
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Good news, bad news
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news…. Good news: He had a parachute. Bad News: It didnt work. Good News: There was a haystack down below. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged airplane, fork, haystack, news, parachute
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True newspaper clippings
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD – PART DOG 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 … Continue reading
Animals and fridge!
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Kids Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged animal, crocodile, elephant, giraffe, lion, meeting, refrigerator, river, swim
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You unzipped my fly three times
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bus, man, sexy, skirt, Texan, woman, zipper
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Hilarious signs
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Short Q & A, Top 10 List
Tagged electrician, funeral, gynecologist, maternity, muffler, optometrist, pizza, plastic surgeon, plumber, sign, smoking, Veterinarian
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Cross-examining
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes
Tagged brain, coroner, court, doctor, heart, lawyer, murder
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New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler
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Psychiatric Hotline
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. “If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. “If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.” “If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.” “If you are paranoid-delusional, … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged answering machine, hotline, man, phone, psychiatrist, woman
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Just get the hell out!
A wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!” Her husband yells back, ”Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?” The wife replies, ”I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”
Posted in Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beach, husband, lottery, money, mountain, wife
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Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES…THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73worth of boxer shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged arrest, court, funny, judge, shop, thief
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The magician and the parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bird, lifeboat, magician, parrot, ship
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