Good news, bad news

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news….kung-fu-girl-in-bed-room

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad News: It didnt work.

Good News: There was a haystack down below.

Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Good News: He missed the pitchfork.

Bad News: He missed the haystack.

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