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Gift for teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said “I bet I know what it is — it’s some … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged candy, child, classroom, flower, gift, puppy, teacher, wine
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Smart Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged butcher, dog, key, lamb, money
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With one eye
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ”Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ”Where?”
That’s my dog
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm.She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes
Tagged blonde, count, dog, driving, farmer, sheep
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Dog calls
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged call, dog, husband, pants, telephone, wife
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Lip gloss
An old Texan cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, ass, bar, cowboy, horse, kiss, lip, Texas
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Parrot and the robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!”while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ”Who said that?!” Once again he heard the same thing, ”Jesus is watching you!” The robber … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged animal, dog, Jesus, parrot, robbery, rottweiler
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Buried Lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Inventions
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.” “OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A … Continue reading
Install phone pole
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged blonde, contractor, pole, redhead, telephone
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Get away from my deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, deer, gun, horse, hunter, shooting, wife
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Fast turtle
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks … Continue reading
One good deed
A guy just died and he’s at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin’ through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged car, fight, girl, heaven, man, rape, rapist, St. Peter
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Insane asylum fence
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged beer, curious, eye, fence, man, mental hospital
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Pig in Summer
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!
Follow tracks
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see if he … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged animal, buffalo, deer, hunting, man, track, train
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Answer
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, “Roger!”, and was relieved to hear a faint reply. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel and Travel Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged arm, cliff climbing, leg, mountain, mouth, rescue, rope
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Black magic man
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged argument, bar, casket, funeral, husband, magic, man, marriage, wife, woman
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Blonde kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Kids Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged bag, blonde, child, kidnap, money, tree
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Parrot talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes
Tagged animal, car, church, game, parrot, pet, police, talk
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