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Santa, tooth fairy, drunk, and lawyer
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are … Continue reading
Lawyer buddy
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, … Continue reading
Hijacking lawyers
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged Boeing 747, demand, hijack, lawyer, terrorist
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A clever lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can … Continue reading
Posted in Lawyer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged arm, court, judge, lawyer, prison, thief
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The Lord will provide
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged boat, flood, God, river, roof, woman
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Surprise
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged bean, birthday, dinner, fart, guest, husband, surprise, telephone, wife
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Last name
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he asked. “David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged child, father, marriage, mother, name, welfare
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Old tech support junks
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to … Continue reading
Posted in Computer Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged CD-ROM, Compaq, computer, Dell, floppy disk, IBM, keyboard, mouse, printer, tech support
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Reflections
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 2. I’m in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take … Continue reading
Posted in Campus Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged dog, door, husband, lock, philosophy, reflection, shape, top 10 list, wife, window
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Cheese mine
The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar. A female collie then walks in.The collie says, ”Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me.” So the bulldog goes ”I … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged bar, bulldog, chihuahua, collie, doberman, dog, sex
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The creation of man
God created the mule, and told him, ” You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.” The … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged dog, God, life, man, monkey, mule
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New York reporter
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, New York Jokes, People Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged cowboy, dog, fan, football, New York, reported, rottweiler
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged Albert Einstein, Aristotle, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Charless Darwin, chicken, Martin Luther king, Plato, road, sex
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Scotsman at a baseball game
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, British Jokes, Sports Jokes
Tagged ball, baseball, Scotsman, sports, tourist
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Designated decoy
A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, decoy, drink, driving, police
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Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Computer Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged Bill Gates, car, computer, engine, gas, General Motors, Microsoft
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Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged banana, car, drive, fur, gorrila, neighbour, tag, tree
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Grizzly bear warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin… “Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly OKbear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and … Continue reading
Posted in Alaska Jokes, Animal Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged Alaska, bear, hunter, pepper, sign, warning
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Blonde painting- two coats
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged blonde, coat, husband, living room, paint, wife
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Meals on wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful — she had to sleep in cold back … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Kids Jokes
Tagged cat, food, heaven, mouse, pillow, skate, sleep
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