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Author Archives: JokesLab
Talking penguin
A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is astounded by this talking flightless bird and asks about his life. The penguin goes on to explain that he is working at the … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged bar, circus, job, penguin, plasterer
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Football team names
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Posted in Country Jokes, Short Q & A, Sports Jokes, Tennessee Jokes
Tagged Florda, football, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee, Tennessee Titans, tit
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Psychiatric Hotline
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. “If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. “If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.” “If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.” “If you are paranoid-delusional, … Continue reading
Posted in Hospital Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged answering machine, hotline, man, phone, psychiatrist, woman
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Pissed off
Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Indian promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. “How did you get that feather?” the woman asked. “I screw one squaw,” the Indian said. Then, … Continue reading
Posted in Country Jokes, Indian Jokes
Tagged animal, bear, Indian, man, rabbit, sex, squaw, travel, traveller, woman
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Good sons
Three women started boasting about their sons. “What a birthday I had last year!” exclaimed the first. “My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party in a fancy restaurant. He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.” … Continue reading
Posted in Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged birthday, cruise, gift, Greece, mother, plane, psychiatrist, son
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Death of the dinosaurs
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes
Tagged dinosaur, moon, science, sun
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Hymn #365
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I … Continue reading
Posted in Church and God Jokes, People Jokes, Politician Jokes
Tagged beer, church, drink, Hymn, river, sermon, wine
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Toy cars and breastices
What do women’s breasts and toy cars have in common? They’re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged breast, car, child, father, husband, mother
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Emergency brake
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Animal Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged Amish, brake, horse and buggy, husband, police, wife
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Party talk
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ”If you were my husband I would poison your drink.” The man replied, ”If you were my wife I would drink it.”
Posted in Bar Jokes, People Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged drink, husband, man, party, poison, wife, woman
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Men and woman
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and … Continue reading
Fishing?
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Sports Jokes, Your Momma Jokes
Tagged fishing, husband, pajamas, travel, wife
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Compliments
Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. “Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal. “Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged bacon, ham, honey, husband, pig, restaurant, sugar, wife
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Time to go home
Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked … Continue reading
Just get the hell out!
A wife comes in and yells, ”Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!” Her husband yells back, ”Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?” The wife replies, ”I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”
Posted in Family Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged beach, husband, lottery, money, mountain, wife
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Parking lots and man
How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!
Posted in Car Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged car, handicap, man, parking lot, woman
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Employee of the month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. (1) ”Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.” (2) ”His men would follow him anywhere, ……. but … Continue reading
Posted in Office Jokes, People Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged company, employment, office, report, top 10 list
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Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES…THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73worth of boxer shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Country Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged arrest, court, funny, judge, shop, thief
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The magician and the parrot
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.” … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged bird, lifeboat, magician, parrot, ship
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