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Never lie to your mother


John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but noticing how beautiful John’s room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his room-mate, and this had … Continue reading

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when a lawyer is about to lie?


How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

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Lawyer buddy


Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, … Continue reading

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Never believe in Washington’s story

‘One time, back in the ”day,” a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ”I bet you I can push my father’s outhouse into the river.” She didn’t … Continue reading

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