Category Archives: Short Q & A

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Green lipstick

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop!

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Husband detector

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What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night? A widow

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Adam, Eve, and God

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“God,” said Adam, “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?” “So you would love her.” “But why did you make her so dumb?” “So she would love you.”

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Capitals

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! … Continue reading

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Donkey compliment

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How do you compliment a donkey? ”Hey, nice ass!”

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Why do wives live longer ?

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Why do wives live longer than their husbands? Because they aren’t married to women!

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The wrong marriage

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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Men in heaven

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Waiting for autumn

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are … Continue reading

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Hilarious signs

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Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” Pizza shop … Continue reading

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Santa, tooth fairy, drunk, and lawyer

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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are … Continue reading

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Hijacking lawyers

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Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.

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Football team names

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If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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Pissed off

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Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Toy cars and breastices

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What do women’s breasts and toy cars have in common? They’re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

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Parking lots and man

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How are men and parking spots the same? All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!

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Redneck Christmas shopping

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You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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What is it?

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up … Continue reading

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Bug’s end

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Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? A: It’s ass.

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Buried Lawyers

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Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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