Category Archives: Short Q & A

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How to keep your husband at home?

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Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late? Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, ‘Mike, is that you?’ Wife #1: But I still don’t understand. … Continue reading

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Ford manufacturing

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Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks? A: Because they are trying to keep the towing industry alive.

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Leech and lawyer

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What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re dead.

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Difference between woman and dog

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What’s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door? The dog will stop barking once you let it in!

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Blonde puzzle

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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said ”From 2-4 years.”

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Blonde passenger is good

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

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Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman

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Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up ? A: The pregnant woman… the other two aren’t real !’

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Drink by date on the bottom

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A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she’s doing. “Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom.”

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Goose & lawyer

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Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.  

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Fish hit a wall

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What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!

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Laughing blonde

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.

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Open a beer

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.

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Why women wear white on their wedding day?

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Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All major kitchen appliances come in white.

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Blondes on blonde jokes

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.

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Dead bird

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead bird!” So the blonde looks up!

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Blonde submarine

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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

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Replacing Vanna

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Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

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Blonde vs. Crime Rate

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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home? A: She moved.

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Animals and fridge!

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. 2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, … Continue reading

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M.A.R.I.N.E.

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What does marine stand for? Muscles are required, intellegence not expected.

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