Category Archives: Short Q & A

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Pig in Summer

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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon!

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Blonde and picture

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Rednecks’ dogs

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Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…

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Good and bad

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“Did ya hear I got married?” “Oh, that’s good.” “No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! She’s rich.” “Oh, that’s good!” “No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.” “Oh, that’s bad.” “No, that’s good! … Continue reading

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Lightbulb joke collection

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb? A: (Dole) When I … Continue reading

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Feel like a new born baby

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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ’’How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?’’ ’’Honestly, I feel like a … Continue reading

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The house

What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.

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Prayer for the winning

What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!

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Atheism

Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? A: They have no prophets!

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Sinking ship

George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? The nation.

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Condit arrest

What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit’s house to arrest him? “Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!”

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Washington, Nixon, & Clinton

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? A: Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Clinton doesn’t know the difference!

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Eye to eye

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Just between you and me. Something smells.

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Redneck sweetheart

You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it!

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Rednecks and underwear

How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear? There’s dandruff on his/her shoes.

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Blonde jokes

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.

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Texas thug athletes

If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving? The cops.

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Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral?

Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer’s funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.

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Blonde vs. ratings system

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater? A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.

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Blonde on blonde jokes again

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ”I think they are good but they might be offensive to some Mexicans.”

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