Top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date

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1. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.”

2. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”

3. “I just got my license today.”

4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”

5. “You taught her to swallow, didn’t you?”

6. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?”

7. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.'”

8. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature.”

9. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”

10. “I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!”

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