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Toy cars and breastices

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What do women’s breasts and toy cars have in common? They’re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

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Final confession

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Brittany was on her deathbed with her husband Adam at her side. “Honey, I need to make a confession.” whimpered Brittany groggily, “I slept with your brother, your cousin, and your father.” ”It’s okay, Sweetie. I know,” replied Adam as … Continue reading

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How to please your mother with your girl friend?

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“What am I supposed to do?” a young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents,my mother doesn’t like.” “Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is … Continue reading

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Tell me the color

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A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, “Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as it’s being born.” The doctor is understandably a little puzzled … Continue reading

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A father’s last request

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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually … Continue reading

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Guessing

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Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess … Continue reading

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Four sons

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Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I’m so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he’s made enough that … Continue reading

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