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Tag Archives: car
Only when he’s drunk
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, “I’m very … Continue reading
Posted in Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, drink, husband, lamp, license, police, wife
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Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it … Continue reading
the Pope is his driver
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea. “Driver? Can I drive for a while?” “Sure,” says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, driver, police, pope
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Wishes
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked,”When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, People Jokes
Tagged accident, car, God, heaven, wishes
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Ending the argument
A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.” Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects … Continue reading
Posted in Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes
Tagged argument, car, divorce, house, wife
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Henry Ford on marriage
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life. “Same as with cars – STICK TO ONE MODEL.”
Posted in Family Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged car, Henery Ford, marriage, model, secret
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Three girls in the desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blode, car, desert, lotion, water, window
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Blonde riding
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, ” do ya see any cops following us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a matter of fact, … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged blonde, brunette, car, police
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Heavenly Reward
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, “I know that you guys are forgiven because you’re here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Church and God Jokes, Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, cheat, husband, Jaguar, marriage, Mercedes, Pinto, St. Peter, wife
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Blonde and police car
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s … Continue reading
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged blonde, car, driving, police
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Cheap parking
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, New York Jokes, Office Jokes
Tagged bank, car, load, New York, parking
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Getting out of mud
Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when all of a sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on everybody. They ran for their car, jumped in, and gunned it. They were going pretty fast when an … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, People Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driving, man, mud, party, speed
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Interstate 22
There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car pulls her over and explains to the lady she is going 22 mph. She said ”I know, isn’t that the speed limit? ” The officer said, ”No, this … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Family Jokes, Police Jokes
Tagged car, drive, highway, kids, lady, speed
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Stop sign
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the man replied. “You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained. “But … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, People Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, driver, police, road sign, sign, stop
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First sex with sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where h’d first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and … Continue reading
Posted in Animal Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged animal, car, daughter, mother, road, sex, sheep
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Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Family Jokes, Holiday Jokes, Hotel and Travel Jokes, Office Jokes, Restaurant Jokes
Tagged burger King, car, driving, husband, place, pronunciation, restaurant, wife
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Driver answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Car Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Short Q & A
Tagged California, car, driving, exam, safety, weapon
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Bumper stickers: X-rated
Constipated people don’t give a shit. Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself. If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged car, driving, sex, sign, sticker, top 10 list
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Only in America
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way … Continue reading
Posted in American Jokes, Politician Jokes, Top 10 List
Tagged ambulence, America, burger, car, cigarette, drug, parking, pizza, top 10 list
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Pull over in highway
One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police … Continue reading
Posted in Car Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Office Jokes, Police Jokes, Texas Jokes
Tagged car, deaf, highway, horn, police, woman
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